"A characteristic of a normal child is that he doesn't act that way very often."1. James Ale is plenty inspiration for petition-making (pool parties, going to "disny land," permits for individuals under the age of sixteen, and the likes).
2. It is necessary to sharpen one's pencil at least ten times in the course of an hour. (Poor pencil sharpener suffered a burn-out today. And I thought I was exhausted.)
3. You can only ever admit to so much. Perhaps, occasion provided, hypocrisy is excusable.
4. One must add an 'e' to spellinge words accordinge to whim. The socially accepted has rescinded alle precedence on the socialley acceptable.
5. Expressing one's fondness for Avatar (and not the one with the blue people) is relevant to passages on Gorillas.
6. Apparently, televisions are also now drinkable and recently baked buns can be angry.
7. Training in the use of timers is absolutely critical.
8. With the partnership of Apple and Elmer in phonetic accuracy, the igloo has now been upgraded to the iglue.
9. To flirt is merely a synonym for talking.
10. The third grade pre-test is more deceptive than the high school exit exam. Eliminating all the responses with "like" or "as," the only "supposed" metaphor left is "I am dead tired."
